Story time for my readers.🤭 Here's a little something that I thought of this morning🥺

It was Casual Friday, and Tim, working from home, had dressed for the occasion: business shirt up top, boxers down below. Classic.

At precisely 9 a.m., the team Zoom meeting began. Tim sipped his coffee, nodded sagely at charts, and pretended he understood Excel macros. Things were going smoothly—until it happened.

His cat, Chairman Meow, leapt onto the Roomba like a Roman emperor on a chariot. The robotic vacuum, sensing either dirt or destiny, whirred to life and began a slow but majestic parade through the living room.

All while Tim’s camera was on.

At first, nobody noticed. Then Rachel from finance gasped. “Is… is that a cat riding a Roomba in your background?”

Tim turned around, horrified, just as Chairman Meow knocked over a lamp, narrowly avoided a ficus, and began chasing a rogue Cheeto across the floor like a gladiator in a snack-fueled arena.

Laughter erupted. Screenshots were taken. Memes were born.

Trying to salvage his dignity, Tim said, “He’s just demonstrating our company’s new automated workflow.”

Silence.

Then the CEO unmuted and said, “Promote that cat.”

Chairman Meow is now Head of Movement Optimization.

Tim still reports to him. In boxers.

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