Welcome to the world of professional overthinking! If you’re great at spiraling over every decision, you might just have a future in this field.

Step 1: Master Indecision
Perfect your skills by standing in front of your fridge for 15 minutes, weighing leftover pizza against a salad. The longer, the better!

Step 2: Build Your Network
Surround yourself with fellow overthinkers. Start a group chat titled “What If?” to discuss everything from outfit choices to minor social faux pas.

Step 3: Overanalyze Everything
Turn every small decision into a research project. Should you text back immediately? Create a flowchart!

Step 4: Embrace Anxiety
Channel your anxiety into creative outlets—like Googling symptoms after a headache or imagining embarrassing scenarios at events.

 Step 5: Monetize It
Start a blog sharing your overthinking journeys and offer consulting services. Charge by the minute for your expertise!

By following these steps, you can turn your talent for overthinking into a thriving career. Embrace the chaos!