In the spirit of utter woke nonsense and gender equality 

a High Court ruling in the UK has declared that calling a man “bald” can legally count as sexual harassment.

The case began in 2019 when electrician Tony Finn (man) claimed his boss (a woman) called him a “stupid bald cunt,” which the tribunal said crossed the line.

The Judges argued that baldness is strongly linked to men, making the insult gender-based under equality laws. Ironically, all three judges on the panel were bald themselves.

The ruling has sparked significant debate online, with many calling it extreme while others say the logic mirrors rules protecting women from appearance-based insults.