The 419 Okada Ride
Ade boarded an okada (commercial motorcycle) and told the rider, "Take me to the market, but make sure you don't take the long route, I don't want to pay too much."
The rider nodded and took off. After a while, Ade realized they were going in circles.
Ade: "Brother, why you dey drive round and round? You dey try scam me 419 style?"
Rider: "No be so, sir! I dey take you on a special route... to show you the city's beauty."
Ade: "Beauty? You dey show me potholes and dust! Take me to the market before I call your boss!"