Now, I love a good hypothetical debate. But this one? This one is pure comedy.

First of all, let’s address the sheer confidence behind the “100 men” argument. You know the type. The same guys who can't even coordinate a football match without turning it into a shouting contest now believe they can take on a gorilla—as a team. One gorilla o. Meanwhile, half of them have never seen one outside of Nat Geo Wild.

Let’s be serious, gorillas are not small boys oo. We’re talking about a 400-pound, muscle-bound, tree-pulling, skull-crushing beast. This is not one of those monkeys that steals gala in traffic. This one will remove your head like it's groundnut shell. And as for the average man? He’s still trying to carry two bags of rice from the car boot without calling for backup.

This isn’t 300 Spartans.The front line will be gone in seconds. The middle row will be arguing about strategy. The back row? Already calling their pastor.

In the end, who wins? The gorilla, effortlessly. It takes a casual 3 minutes, leaves 97 injuries, and the remaining 3 men fake death and pray it works.