I tried to surprise my boyfriend by cooking his favorite dish. I bought all the ingredients, watched YouTube tutorials, and even wore an apron that said 'Kiss the Cook' (which, let's be real, was the most romantic part of the whole operation).
Long story short, I managed to burn water. Like, actual water. I was so focused on not messing up the recipe that I forgot to put the pot on the stove. Yes, you read that right. Burned. Water. In a pot. Without heat.
When he walked in, he found me standing over a pot of charred, evaporated nothingness, looking like a culinary disaster survivor. He laughed so hard he snorted his coffee out his nose. I guess that's one way to win someone over... with your cooking (or lack thereof)! 😂👩🍳"