I had just made a promise to stop seeing Rihanna, and stay faithful to the love of my life, my wife, Zendaya, after I came out without a scratch from the accident that wrecked my car

Two days later, Rihanna messaged me to come over

One last time I swore to myself, one last closure segz and I'll break up with her for good. I swear to God!

I smiled to my wife and cooked up a story about work and left in the middle of the day

After a long and passionate love making, Rihanna asked me to shave the beards on my face and my preeq while rubbing my chest

“Honey pie, You know I don't like full beards, they are always scratching and itching me whenever I try to kiss or suck you. Please I want to feel your skin and face when I put my hands or lips there, it makes me wet.”

I replied, “but my wife loves this beards, especially the one on my preeq, she'll kee me if I shaved them off!!”

“Please honey, do it for me, give me this gift as a parting gift since you said this is the last time we'll see each other.” Rihanna pleaded

"But what's the point? It’s not like you will feel or see it again" I asked

"Please, I want to remember you this way, do it for me honey, please cos I have something naughty planned for you for round 2!" She pleaded

“Okay, I'll do it for you, remember me this way, just as you like." I conceded, this is the least I could do since I'm ending things with her.

I came back late that night, Pharrell, my 18 years old nephew who came to spend the holidays with us opened the door for me.

My wife was already in bed, I could see her naked figure from the shadows once my eyes got accustomed to the darkness.

I didn't want to turn the lights on, afraid my wife will see my beardless face and throw tantrums, so, gently, I stripped naked and crawled into bed silently, careful not to wake her up.

As I lay on the bed, she turned and touched my face, I kissed her hands, then she slid her hand downwards to my crotch and feeling the smooth skin, she said, “Sweet Pharrell, back for round two already?

Please hurry baby, your uncle will be back soon!”

The End

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