Have you heard? Now, when a Nigerian starts like that, just know drama has clocked in before staff.

She dragged me to the corner and pointed at David from Finance and Lola from Admin😂😂

Two people who suddenly started arriving early, closing late, and laughing at jokes that were definitely not funny. 

I didn’t think much of it until we caught them sharing one meat pie at break time. One meat pie. Love had entered the chat.

By afternoon, the gossip had spread like harmattan fire.

Tunde the Analyst swore he saw them holding hands behind the printer. 

Meanwhile, Madam Stella from HR kept adjusting her glasses like she was gathering evidence for a disciplinary committee.

Things peaked when David mistakenly sent Lola a heart emoji on the official group chat.

 Before he could delete it, screenshots had travelled to every department, including security.

Me? I just quietly sipped my Milo, minding my business.

Because in this office, romance is risky… but gossip? Gossip is the official side hustle.